Mr. Charles Palmer: Teacher Extraordinaire

Without the care and guidance of Mr. Charles Palmer, the most insightful teacher I have ever known, I would not have been able to become a musician. Long before people were discussing emotional intelligence and learning styles, Mr. Palmer had figured this all out. Each student was a flower to him; a unique personality who, no matter what innate skills he started with, could learn and blossom if you said the right thing at the right time, and he spent his life honing his ability to do this, in the service of mankind and of music.

Long before people were discussing world music, Mr. Palmer had a house full of musical instruments from all over the world, which he encouraged you to try. If you were his student, you had to compose music as well as perform it. You learned about all the families of instruments, and you had to choose one and build your own so you understood how it worked. I studied violin and viola with him, but when I became interested in guitar, Mr. Palmer (who of course had bought one to see how it worked) gave me his copy of Mickey Baker’s guitar book, the best one available at the time. He refused to take any money for it. “You’ll get a lot more out of it than I will.” He was right about this, as about so many other things.

In addition to his individual teaching skills, Mr. Palmer was a tremendous conductor, one of the best I’ve ever followed. He instilled tremendous discipline and ensemble playing in his orchestras, and commanded complete respect without ever raising his voice. I’ve been in many situations since where I wished that the people I was working for realized that was possible. Mr. Palmer was also interested in avant-garde classical music and encouraged me to study electronic music with Professor Miller at the University of Hartford. This changed my musical life, as it exposed me to the world of synthesis and electronic manipulation of sound earlier in my career. My facility with guitar effects is directly related to his influence.

Though Mr. Palmer’s world was classical music, he would listen with intense interest to anything you brought him. He never said so explicitly, but I think he believed that being a good teacher meant learning as much as possible about your student, and any interest in music should be encouraged. When the Woodstock movie came out, I played him the Jimi Hendrix version of “The Star-Spangled Banner” and he was absolutely fascinated; he perceived it as avant-garde electronic music, which of course it was.

The most important thing Mr. Palmer taught me was how to listen. He said, “When you listen to music, it’s important to be able to follow one instrument all the way through a piece without getting distracted and listening to anything else. You like the Beatles. Next time you hear a Beatles song, just listen to the bass all the way through. When you hear it again, listen to the drums. It will help you learn what each instrument does and how they work together.” I took his advice; it was difficult at first but after a day or two of practice a whole new world opened up to me that I’ve been exploring ever since. I realized that music wasn’t just a gift that some people had and some didn’t; you could use any abilities you had to get better at it.

Mr. Palmer also had an amazing ability to say the right thing at the right time. He wasn’t a cheerleader; his whole demeanor was low key, and he wasn’t effusive when you got something right. But he was very sensitive to your state of mind. For a while the student after me was a young kid named Nicky Danielson, a prodigy who went on to a distinguished career as a violin soloist. Nicky was maybe seven years old and tiny with enormous brown eyes and a mop of dark black hair. He was so small he couldn’t even play a full size violin; I’d started on one. Nicky showed up for his first lesson with his mother, a beautiful olive-skinned South American woman with a nervous demeanor and a very thick accent.

Curious, my mother and I stayed for a few minutes after my lesson to watch. Mr. Palmer asked him to play the piece he was currently studying. Nicky launched into the first section of the Bach Chaconne, an epic concert level work, and played it exquisitely. We couldn’t believe how good he was. Even through the wooden door and played on a 3/4 size violin, his sound was magnificent. And it sounded like music, not empty virtuosity. After a couple of minutes, Mr. Palmer stopped him and they started talking. We didn’t want to eavesdrop so we left. But after every lesson we stayed for a few minutes to listen to Nicky. Every week he got better.

After a month or so of this, I mentioned to Mr. Palmer that we’d heard Nicky, and that I was really discouraged. “Mr. Palmer, what point is there in studying the violin? I can never play like Nicky. I’ll never be that good no matter how hard I try. Maybe I should stop.”

Mr. Palmer looked at me with great compassion. I don’t think he realized that I’d heard Nicky play. Then he said something that changed my life.

“Andy, Nicky is very gifted. He is a wonderfully talented little boy with a great feeling for the violin, and for music. But there are some things you do that he can’t do.”

“What do you mean?”

He smiled at me. “You play football. Can you imagine Nicky playing football?” At thirteen I was about the same size I am now, which made me big for my age, and I had visions of playing tackle for the New York Giants. Of course, Mr. Palmer had learned this in the course of my lessons.

I took a minute and visualized this. We played backyard football at a very high level; one of the guys on my street was a year away from being a Little All-American running back in college and I tackled him all the time, without a helmet. And most of the rest of us were good too. Nicky would be squashed like a bug on the first play. “No, I can’t. He’s tiny and shy. He’d get killed.”

“See, there’s something you can do that Nicky can’t.” I felt better immediately. “And even in music there are some things you can do better than Nicky.”

“Really? Like what?”

“You notice how beautifully he plays. He plays everything like that. But if a passage is supposed to sound angry or exciting, it’s hard for him to do that. But you can do that, maybe because you play football. That’s something you do better than Nicky.”

I thought for a minute. Maybe two minutes. Mr. Palmer waited for this to sink in. Then he said, “Andy, the wonderful thing about music is that no two people interpret a piece the same way. You can’t be Nicky Danielson. But he can’t be Andy Bassford either. That’s what makes music so beautiful and special. Don’t let him discourage you. I don’t think you should stop playing.” I didn’t. In fact, I worked harder. Maybe there was a place in music for me too. Mr. Palmer thought so.

A year or so later, Mr. Palmer suggested that I switch from violin to viola. He said that the viola was more suited to my physique, and that there was always a need for viola players. (There were a lot fewer of them, too, so, given my level of skill, I had a lot better chance of getting work on viola, though of course he didn’t say this.) All through my time with him, he had given me composition homework as well as violin homework, and my pieces were getting longer and more adventurous. He told my parents that I was one of the few composition students he had whose work was not an attempt to copy something else, usually Broadway tunes, and that he thought I had a real talent for it. With me, he just corrected my notation to make sure that what I played for him was what I’d actually written on the paper, and gave me different assignments. He never told me that anything I wrote was wrong, though he would occasionally suggest things to try.

I wasn’t unhappy about switching to viola. I’d always thought the violin was a bit shrill and squeaky, and the viola’s range is closer to the guitar, which I already loved passionately. And I took to the instrument’s larger size immediately. I felt at home in a way I never had on the violin. But Mr. Palmer was not a violist and after he got me started on the C clef and the basic fingerings, he told me that it was time for me to find a more advanced teacher.

I was heartbroken. But, as usual, Mr. Palmer had very good reasons. “You need to study with a real viola teacher now, Andy. And I also think you should study composition with a real composer. You have a gift for it and I think I’ve taken you as far as I can go with that too. I’m going to recommend that you study with Mr. Missal. He’s the principal violist in the Hartford Symphony and he is also a professional composer. He gets commissions from orchestras and schools all over the country to write music for them. So you can study both subjects with the same teacher.”

I started studying with Mr. Missal, which was a mixed blessing. He was a terrific violist and a fine teacher, as well as a wild and crazy guy. But he was more interested in teaching me how to write compositions I could sell than in uncovering who I was as a writer. After decades in the music business I understand what he was trying to do, and that he was doing what he thought was in my best interests, but it wasn’t what I heard, or wanted to write. I continued for a few years and then, when it became clear to both of us that I was only going to be a mid-level orchestra player, I stopped to concentrate on the guitar and left orchestral music behind. I think classical music and I were both better off.

Maybe ten years after I stopped studying with Mr. Palmer, I recorded my first album with Horace Andy. After I gave my parents a copy, I went to look for him and gave him one as well. He listened to it intently and said, “You play very well. And the singer has a very unusual voice. Harmonically, it’s very simple but the rhythms are highly unusual. I can see that you’ve worked very hard.” That was the last time I saw him.

Shortly afterwards I moved to Jamaica and started playing sessions…when I caught my breath I realized that every single thing Mr. Palmer had taught me was incredibly useful in making records. There were no schools like Musicians Institute at that time with curricula that prepared you for the studio…because of his holistic approach to musical instruction, I probably had better training for the real world of studio playing than if I’d gone to music school and gotten a degree in classical guitar.

I’m not even sure that Mr. Palmer knew that studio musicians existed, certainly not studio musicians who played without reference to written music, but he helped me to develop every single skill you need to be one. He wasn’t an improviser, but his insistence on being able to compose is of course what you do when you create a part in a head arrangement for a session.

One other thing: Mr. Palmer was gay, something I didn’t realize until many years later. He had a partner, who we thought was a roommate…it was a long time ago. My parents, I am sure, knew, but I didn’t. When I hear people claim that gay people shouldn’t be teachers, or be around children, I want to scream. I wouldn’t have the life I have without the help and encouragement of a gay man, who was the greatest teacher I ever knew. Thank you, Mr. Palmer.

A coda:

Years later, my mother ran into Mr. Palmer in a shopping center. He asked how I was doing, and she told him that I was playing guitar professionally, had moved to Jamaica, and was touring and playing on records. She said that he was extremely pleased to hear it and congratulated her. Then he said, “You know, when he started, Andy really didn’t play very well.” Even for Mr. Palmer that was understated. I was dreadful, and I knew it.

My mother, who adored him, said, “I remember. His first teacher was awful. It was horrible listening to him practice. We couldn’t stand it.”

Mr. Palmer smiled. “In fact, Andy was the worst sounding student I ever had—that didn’t quit. All the other ones who were worse than he was gave up after a few months. I really enjoyed teaching Andy and I’m so happy to hear that he is doing something in music that he loves. Please give him my best wishes.” A year later Mr. Palmer was dead, far too young.

Everybody I’ve Ever Played With (that I can remember)

As many of you know, I post regularly on Facebook. It works for me, with all the usual apologies and disclaimers. A few days ago someone asked me, “Why don’t you post a list of all the people you’ve ever played with? A lot of people would find it interesting.” My initial reaction was that if that’s the case, a lot of people need better things to do with their time. But after thinking about it for a while, I decided that it would be a fun project. So I compiled one.

I decided that since part of being a working musician is playing with other musicians of varying degrees of fame and success, it wouldn’t be right to exclude people that I’d played with just because they are unknown. I also decided that I would err on the side of inclusion. If I played at least one song with a musician during the course of a professional performance, either live or in the studio, they made the list. (I include singers and DJs as musicians, for convenience.) Obviously this list is far from complete; for example I played with ten horn players on the Aretha Franklin gig a couple of weeks ago and got none of their names. As I remember more people, I will update this list. Most of the names are pleasant memories; a few are not. In the interest of completeness, they are on here too. The list is alphabetized by first name. My librarian ancestors are shuddering in horror, but it was a lot quicker to sort that way. I wasn’t consistent about nicknames; if I know a musician’s proper name, it’s included.

If I played with you and you’d like to be added to the list, email me through the website, remind me when and where, and I will add you. If you’d like to be removed, too bad. You’re guilty as charged. Email me and I’ll remind you approximately when and where it happened. If you’d like to hear the story behind how a particular name got on this list, email me and I’ll tell you. Enjoy!

A. J. Brown

Aardvark

Aaron Thurston

Above and Alone

Abyssinians

Adam Pascal & Larry Edoff

Adina Edwards

Adriel Williams

Al Campbell

Al Street

Alan Dwyer

Alani Golanski

Alberto Tarin

Alex Craven

Alex Hernandez

Alonzo Connell

Alton Ellis

Alvin Haughton

Amy Coleman

Anant Pradhan

Anastasia Rene

Anastas “Nasty” Hackett

Andre Blackwood

Andre Murchison

Andrew Hardin

Andrew McDonald

Andrew McIntyre

Andy Bassford’s Jazz Conspiracy

Andy Jarcho

Andy Mackle

Andy Stack

Anicia Banks

Ann Klein

Ansel the Meditation

Anthony Pierre

Anthony Vigliotti

Antonio Livornio

Ardie Wallace

Aretha Franklin

Arlethia

Arnold Brackenridge

Asher

Aston “Family Man” Barrett

Astronauts

Aubrey Dayle

Augustus Pablo

Ave Karel

Avenue K Orchestras

B. B. Seaton

Bagga Walker

Barefoot Poets

Barrington Levy

Barbara Jones

Barry Douglas

Barry Morgan

Barry Presser

Basil “Benbow” Creary

Beeb D’Elia

Ben Basile

Bennett Paster

Bennie Williams

Benny Bailey

Beres Hammond

Bernard “Touter” Harvey

Bernard Collins

Bernie Pitters

Bertram “Ranchie” McLean

Big Youth

Bill Dougal

Bill Flowerree

Bill Funcheon

Bill Holloman

Bill Messinetti

Billy & The Buttons

Bitty McLean

Bob Genovesi

Bob Paskowitz

Bobbeth Edwards

Bobby Ellis

Bobby Keys

Bobby Lewis

Bongo Herman

Bonnie Raitt

Boris Gardiner

Brian Johnson

Brian Stanley

Brian Topolski

Brigadier Jerry

Brooklyn Attractors

Bryan Beninghove

Buford O’Sullivan

Bunny & Skully

Bunny Brissette

Burger Dee

Burning Spear

Calvin Thomas

Cameron Greenlee

Camille Gainer Jones

Cannabis Cup All-Stars

Capleton

Carl Harvey

Carl Sturken

Carla Kelly

Carlene Davis

Carlos Diaz

Carlton “Santa” Davis

Carlton Barrett

Carmen Cosentino

Carolyn Leonhart

Cary Brown

Causion

Cecelia Tenconi

Cedric Brooks

Charles Bassford

Charles Doughtery

Charles Farquharson

Charlie Chaplin

Charlie Spataro

Chozen Lee

Chris Anderson

Chris Meredith

Chris Paccione and the Turnstyle Jumpers

Christopher “Sky Juice” Burtt

Chronixx

Chynna Nicole

Claire Daly

Clarence Spady

Clark & the Superslicks

Clark Gayton

Claudelle Clarke

Clement Paddyfote & The Associates

Cliff Hackford

Cliff Simpson

Clinton “Bubbles” Rowe

Coati Mundi

Cocinando

Cocoa Tea

Congos

Coleman Barks

Cool Runnings Band

Cornel Marshall

Cornell Campbell

Cory Daye

Courtney Panton

Craig Peterson

Culture

Current Affairs

D. J. Simpson

Daddy Freddy

Daddy Lion Chandell

Damion Martelliere

Dan Clark

Daniel Lamb

Danny Brownie

Danny Mangaroo

Danny Miller

Dave Fields

Dave Henry

David Aaron

David Frank

David Gibson

David Gilmore

David Jones

David Madden

David Oliver

David Ondrick

David Santos

Deadline

Dean Fraser

Delroy Wilson

Dennis

Dennis Brown

Dennis Mackrel

Derrick Barnett

Derrick Harriot

Derrick Lara

Desi Jones

Desmond Jones

Desmond Gaynor

Devon Richardson

Dezron Douglas

Dillinger

Doc Night

Don Harris

Don-Av

Donny Marshall

Donovan McKitty

Doreen Shaffer

Doug Wimbish

Duane Scott

Dwight Pinkney

Earl “Chinna” Smith

Earl “Wia” Lindo

Earl Appleton

Earl Zero

Early B

Early Clover

Echo Minott

Ed Bradley

Eddie (Eddistone) Parkins

Eddie Bert

Eddie Bullen

Eek-A-Mouse

Elle Suckarie

Eric “Bingy Bunny” Lamont

Eric “Fish” Clarke

Eric Levine

Eric Smith

Ernest Ranglin

Errol “Flabba Holt” Carter

Etienne Charles

Eugene Grey

Eugene Medina

Everton Blender

Everton Gayle

Fazal Prendergast

Felix Da Housecat

Fitzroy Jarrett

Frank Yanni

Frankie Knick & the Country Knights

Frankie Paul

Franklyn “Bubbler” Waul

Fred Reiter

Fred Weidenhammer

Freddie Butler

Freddie McGregor

Freddy McKay

Frits Landesbergen

Gabe Moses Kirchheimer

Gary Horowitz

Gary Schwartz

Gaylads

General Trees

George “Fully” Fullwood

George Faith

George Morales

George Naha

Ger Murphy

Gerald Alston

Gerry Thomas

Gil Parris

Gladiators

Gladstone (Gladdy) Anderson

Glen Brownie

Glen DaCosta

Glenn Alexander

Glenn Nozick

Graham Haynes

Granite

Greg Glassman

Greg Latty

Gregory Isaacs

Guillermo Edgehill

Hadley Hines

Handel Tucker

Harold Butler

Hassan Shakur

Heather Wolfe

Henry “Snow White” Seth

Herlin Riley

Home Alone

Hoover Simpson

Hope Berkeley

Hopeton Hibbert

Horace Andy

Horace James

Horace Martin

Hubert Powell, Jr.

Huw Gower

Hux Brown

Ian Hendrickson-Smith

Ibo Cooper

Ijahman Levi

Inner Roots

Irvin “Carrot” Jarrett

Island Head

I-Wayne

I-Word & the Sound of Creation

J. C. Lodge

J. D. Smoothe

Jackie Jackson

Jah Jerry

Jah Macetas

Jah Screw

Jake Quintos

James “Doc” Halliday

Jane Getter

Janice “Princess Tia” White

Jenieve Hibbert Bailey

Jeff Ganz

Jeff Guenther

Jeff Keithline

Jennifer Khan

Jennifer Lara

Jennifer Vincent

Jeremy Mage

Jeremy Pelt

Jenny Hill

Jerry Hemphill

Jerry Johnson

Jerry Scaringe

Jim Wacker & Collateral Damage

Jimmy Madison

Jimmy Riley

Joanne Williams

Joe Gibbs & the Professionals

Joe Louis Walker

John DiGiulio

John Holt

Johnny Clarke

Johnny Feds

Johnny Osbourne

Johnny Ventura

Josey Wales

Joshua David Barrett

Joshua Thomas

Joy Askew

Judy Mowatt

Junior “Chico” Chin

Junior Delgado

Junior Jazz

Junior Kelly

Junior Panton

Justin Rothberg

Joyous Perrin

Kalvin Kristi

Karen Smith

Karl Wright

Kathleen “KB” Breitenfeld

Keisha Martin

Keith Lambeth

Keith Sterling

Ken Boothe

Ken Levinsky

Ken Stewart

Kenny Hicks

Kevin Batchelor

Kim Clarke

Kim Goldich

Kim Miller

Kingston Band

Kojak & Liza

Kristina Cascone

Kristina Con Vita

Kurt Wyberanec

L.U.S.T.

Lady Saw

Larry Colman

Larry Edoff

Larry Holtzman

Larry McDonald

Larry Silvera

Laury Webb & the Tiger Bone Band

Lavern Baker

Leba Thomas

Lee Scratch Perry

Lee Van Cliff

Leebert “Gibby” Morrison

Leighton Panton

Leon Duncan

Leroy “Horsemouth” Wallace

Leroy Graham

Leroy Guy

Leroy Smart

Leroy Sibbles

Leslie Butler

Lester Sterling

Lew York

Lieutenant Stitchie

Lily White

Lincoln “Style” Scott

Lipbone Redding

Little Joe Cook

Little John

Little Sammy Davis

Lizzie O’Donnell

Lloyd Brevette

Lloyd Knibb

Lloyd Parks and We The People Band

Lonesome Tommy

Lorin Cohen

Louie Fleck

Lowell Marin

Luciano

Lyn Taitt

M’Fergu

Marc Lydiard

Marcia Aitken

Marcia Davis

Marcia Griffiths

Marco Giovino

Marianne McSweeney

Mark Clarke

Mark Mancini

Mark Paquin

Mark the Harper

Marque Gilmore

Marvin Burke

Marvin Horne

Meditations

Melodians

Melanie “Munch” Hibbert

Melody Makers

Michael Packer

Michael Prophet

Michigan & Smiley

Mighty Diamonds

Mike Hayden

Mike Katz

Mike Lefton

Mike O’Sullivan

Mike Olivieri

Mike Yakemore

Mikey Chung

Milton Henry

Mina’s Fantasy

Mister Fred

Mitch Margold

Mo Roberts

Monty Alexander

Mortie Butler

Mutabaruka

Myrna Hague

Natalie Merchant

Natty Frenchy

Neil Capolongo

Ned Massey

Neil Jason

Neville Brown

Neville Hinds

Neville Morris

New Kingston

Nicky Moroch

Noel Alphanso

Noel “Skully” Sims

Norman Ward

Norris Man

Norris Reid

Norris Webb

Nuwaupu Ft Teddy Powell

NY Ska-Jazz Ensemble

Obed Calvaire

One Drop

Ossie Dellimore

Owen Dalhouse

Owen Grey

Owen Heimer

Ozzie Scott

Pablo Black

Pamela Fleming

Party Animal

Pat Carmichael

Pat Tomasso

Patrick Van Dyke

Patrick Burke

Paul Douglas

Paul Hamilton

Paul Ossola

Paul Schonberg

Paul Sutton

Paul Triff

Percy Bastiany

Percy Sledge

Peter Ashbourne

Peter Broggs

Peter Buhles

Peter Grine

Peter Scarlett

Peter Tosh

Peter Wolf

Phil Badresingh

Phil Magallanes

Phil Myrrh

Philip Frazer

Planet Groove

Prince Far I

Prince Hammer

Purpleman

Radcliffe “Dougie” Bryan

Rainbow

Ras Bones

Ras Karbi

Ras Menelik

Ras Midas

Ras Tesfa

Ray DeTone

Ray Marchica

Raymond Stewart

Reggae Plus

Reggie Barnes

Rhythm Force

Rich Campbell

Rich Graiko

Richard “Jamaka” Johnson

Richard Ace

Richard Benetar

Richard Gibbs

Richie Foulks

Rick Pernod

Rick Sigler

Rick Sperber

Ricky Tepperberg

Rihanna

Rita Jenrette

Rob Micucci

Rob Symeonn

Robbie Lyn

Robert Jackson

Robert May

Robert Silverman

Rod Taylor

Roger Astudillo

Roger Greenawalt

Roland Alphanso

Romeo

Ron McBee

Ron Otis

Ron Wilson

Ron Wood

Ronald “Nambo” Robinson

Ronnie Butler

Ronnie Guy

Ronnie Murphy

Roots Nation

Roots Radics

Rosco Gordon

Rox

Roy Dunlap

Ruff Stuff

Ryan Scott

Safi Abdullah

Sagittarius Band

Satellite Lovers

Satyr

Scientist

Scott Hamilton

Screechy Dan

Shabba Ranks

Shae Lawrence

Shaggy

Shae Lawrence

Sharay Reed

Sharon Williams

Sheila Hylton

Sheldon Bernard

Shema McGregor

Shirley King

Silvertones

Simeon Stewart

Simone G (Simone Gordon)

Singing Melody

Sister Carol

Sister Nancy

Skatalites

Sly & Robbie

Small Bones

Sonny Hudson

Sophia George

Soul Defenders

Sound Dimension

Spanky

Spliffy Dan

Spragga Benz

Stan “Free” Freeman

Stanley Beckford/Stanley and the Turbines

Stephanie Mackay

Steve Dash

Steve Holley

Steve Marshall and the Deputies

Steven Suckarie

Stew Cutler

Sugar Minott

Synopsis

Tahir Panton

Tamlins

Tanya Stephens

Tappa Zukie Allstars

Taste Band

Teenie Hodges

The Blue People

The Engagements

The Jones Girls

The Moody Jews

The Venturians

Theo Jackson

Theophilus “Easy Snappin’” Beckford

Tiger O’Neill

Timmy Cappello

Tinga Stewart

Titimuss

Tom Ayres

Tom Barnett

Tommy Dest

Tommy McCook

Tony Mason

Toots and the Maytals

Toussaint The Liberator

Toyan

Tracey

Track Hedz Featuring Greg Vifranc

Trevor (Bridges) Bridgewater

Trey Anastasio

Tristan Palma

Tyrone Downie

Tyrone Taylor

Uglyman

U-Roy

Uzziah “Sticky” Thompson

Val Douglas

Valerie Kelly

Various Artists

Vin Gordon

Vinnie Conigliaro

Vita Izabella

Wailers

Wailing Souls

Walt Syzmanski

Wayne Escoffrey

Wayne Fletcher

Wayne Jarrett

Wild Jimmy Spruill

Willi Jones

Willie Lindo

Willie Martinez

Willie Nelson

Winard Harper

Winston “Bo-Pee” Bowen

Winston Clarke

Winston Fisher

Winston Grennan & Ska-Rocks Band

Winston Jarrett

Winston Semoins

Winston Wright

Wright Brothers Band

Yao Dzindulu

Yellowman

Yotam

Zap Pow

Zeno

Vampire City

Another found poem. All lines quoted verbatim, and in order.

Vampire City

Wellness was at the table in a way that it never was before

This idea of wellness began to perk in the room.

He future-paced this.

It’s beginning to take traction.

There are certain bells and whistles that we haven’t hit before.

Low hanging BS fruit.

They are the crucible; it’s vampire city.